Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Disney Fried Mythos

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!! Can we please stop it with the fucking Disney Hercules greek adaptations?! I can't take it anymore!!! Hades is the bad guy! Hades wants to take over Mount Olympus! For goodness fucking sake: SHUT UP! He accepted the lot he was drawn; he is a very busy god! HE DOESN'T WANT OLYMPUS! He's like some emo kid: the happiness and splendor of the mountain doesn't suit him... The only time he ever really came out was if he was summoned by Zeus or that incident where Cupid shot him with the arrow and he became enamored with Persephone. Will you please cut it out, entertainment industry? I am begging you.