So it's 6 something in the morning

i'm horny as hell and typical masturbation methods aren't working. Damn I need some sex toys. I nice selection of vibrators, maybe a couple of sex machines. And a boyfriend... not a sex friend because I don't want to just have that kind of relationship with someone. I want some kind of emotional connection even if it is only slight. If only tentacle monster pets were real: they feed on your sexual energies & liquids you release, they wouldn't harm you while mating within reason and their spew would heighten your lust. Not to mention if you bonded with them they'd know exactly what you need. Maybe? Either way if I had a tentacle pet that was just like I said I'd never be interested in anyone else again. Maybe they could breed by laying eggs in your womb before they died that your pussy would release after 7 days of gestation. Then an egg would hatch you'd have a brand knew tentacle monster baby who would grow into an adult that in turn would once again repeat the cycle.